You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
how does that bad decision feel?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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