Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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