I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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