So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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