On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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