I can tuck mytits in my pants
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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