If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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