i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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