youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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