weddingsv make me drug and hornr
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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