we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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