Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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