I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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