i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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