You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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