If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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