He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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