OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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