it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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