My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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