normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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