i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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