Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have feelings that need drinking.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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