I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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