Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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