I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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