She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
bring money and cleavage
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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