she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
