Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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