Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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