Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You don't make any sense
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