I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
This girl is more easily done than said...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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