Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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