my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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