i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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