someone get that fucking seahorse.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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