Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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