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• (209): View more from California

  yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.

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  Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.

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• (323): View more from California

  BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.

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