I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.