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• (813): View more from Florida

  Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that

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• (805): View more from California

  at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  worms taste like bacon by the way.

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  I always wondered what they tasted like.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

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• (585): View more from New York

  If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays

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• (801): View more from Utah

  What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.

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