so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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