so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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