he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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