just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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