You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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