is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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