dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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