It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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