So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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