You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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