I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just found puke in my bra..
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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