I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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