I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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