He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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