We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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