It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
