is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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