It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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