Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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