he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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