This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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